Friday night I was to hang out with Cousin Wife and Confused Girly at a Cafe. Which we did. But confused girly brought along two guys and decided after sitting there for ten minutes it was time to go. Leaving me and Cousin Wife sitting there angry and with nothing really to do.
Mr Q was still at work and planning on going to a party after work. So I asked Cousin Wife if we could go to his work and see if we could go to the party as well. We made it from 400 S 400 E to 3500 S 8600 W in just under 20 minutes. It's a standard 45 minute drive though. Needless to say we had a bit of time to wait for Mr Q to get done with work.
We all ended up at the party with Cousin Wife the designated driver (as she was the youngest) and Mr Q and I the ones getting drunk. I normally won't get even tipsy. But I did. We think it had something to do with the 800mg Ibprofin that was given to me to kill the pain in my knee. I took it with a swig of beer.
I have a trick I can do. It's balancing things on my head. I started off the night putting a closed beer bottle on my head, walking down the stairs, knealing on the carpet, leaning back and then reversing the process without once dropping the bottle. I ended the night "proving" I wasn't drunk by doing the same thing. I have to admit... I may not have been drunk but I was definately buzzed.
Buzzed enough that an ordained minister of the Universal Order married Mr Q and I. With rings and witnesses. So if we ever get the marriage liscense all Mr Q has to do is take it to work and have the minster sign it as well as the "ring-bearer" he had chosen out. And then get my cousin to sign it as she was the second witness. I remember doing this. And laughing over nothing. I just can't remember why it sounded like such a good idea. Oh well, I was going to make hime go to Vegas with me in the beginning of December to get married anyhow.
Note to self: Don't get drunk at parties with ordained ministers at them. Don't take 800mg of ANYTHING with a swig of alcohol. Do thank anyone you can get to be the designated driver for you. And remember, everything you did that night.... was your choice and no one has to hear about it if you never tell........
